byronb:

Free doodle winner of last weekend, toriethevampireslayer! Also featuring Gengar!

Byronb is amazing!  If  you don’t read his comics/follow him, you deserve to be punched in the nads.  His gengar is the funniest thing in the world and I’m so proud to brofist that guy.  Wow.  This is the best day ever.  I was running around in circles because I was so excited!

byronb:

Free doodle winner of last weekend, toriethevampireslayer! Also featuring Gengar!

Byronb is amazing!  If  you don’t read his comics/follow him, you deserve to be punched in the nads.  His gengar is the funniest thing in the world and I’m so proud to brofist that guy.  Wow.  This is the best day ever.  I was running around in circles because I was so excited!

My friend, Moses, drew me!  

My friend, Moses, drew me!  

YAY I GET A FREE DOODLE FROM BYRON B

I AM GOING TO POOP MYSELF.

AHHHHH

POOP

EVERYWHERE

YESSSSS

BF was hugging me

and I did a silent fart

and I felt it surround me like a thick fog

and he said, “It smells like fart.”

CACKLING RIGHT NOW

Me:    i have to wash my cat’s butt in the bathtub

    and he gets really sad
    cause he doesn’t poop all the way
    HAHA
    aND IT JUST
    HANGS THERE
    UGH
    ANIMALS ARE SO GROSS
    HAHA I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS WITH THE GUY THAT LIKES ME

Mark: 

    my fucking face rn
    nah i get what you mean though some of the sheep get that
    the worst part is when they feel wet and you’re not sure why
    you just kind of wipe your hands on some other sheep’s wool and hope for the best

3 notes ♥ 3 weeks ago • TAGS: me  mark  shmullus  
Tell me how ~*kawaii*~ I am.

Tell me how ~*kawaii*~ I am.

FUUUUU

I got offered a $25/hr job as an assistant director at a company I used to volunteer at, but I already accepted my internship for this summer that pays minimum wage.  FUUUUUUUU.  I’m excited for my internship, but $25/HR.

$25

AN

HR

.

7 notes ♥ 3 weeks ago • TAGS: me  

Me and my friend Mark getting kisses from a baby llama!

14 notes ♥ 1 month ago
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Mark really enjoying his 6 Packs 9 Lives calendar.

1 notes ♥ 1 month ago

Ugh. How do I tell this guy in my class I’m not interested in him?

Should I just vomit on him?

7 notes ♥ 1 month ago • TAGS: me  
Mark the Anime Kid
Mark: Have you finished reading Dancing with Dragons yet?
Torie: No omg I'm at 22%
Mark: Ugh. Kick at your shins read more already
Torie: Ew are you rping?
Torie: Why are you kicking at my shins?
Mark: To get you to read more.
Torie: You're like those anime kids who write *snuggles*
Torie: *slinks away*
Mark: it's not roleplaying if i'm me
Torie: *glomps*
Mark: I'm not an anime kid.
Mark: I
Mark: am
Mark: anime.
2 notes ♥ 1 month ago

I MADE A NEW LIFESTYLE BLOG

Message me if you want the link!  I’m too embarrassed to post it publicly because I don’t want people to make fun of meeee.

WOO WOO WOO.

5 notes ♥ 1 month ago • TAGS: me  
Cat lady in her natural habitat.

Cat lady in her natural habitat.

7 notes ♥ 1 month ago • TAGS: me  lulz  

Kitty walked on my face this morning

And I was so happy he was being so affectionate.  

“Aw, Kitty!  You love me!  Hehe.  Wait. Why are you wet?” I asked as he rubbed his wet body all over my face.

My mom smiled and said, “I think he was playing in the toilet.”

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