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Torie
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Free doodle winner of last weekend, toriethevampireslayer! Also featuring Gengar!
Byronb is amazing! If you don’t read his comics/follow him, you deserve to be punched in the nads. His gengar is the funniest thing in the world and I’m so proud to brofist that guy. Wow. This is the best day ever. I was running around in circles because I was so excited!
My friend, Moses, drew me!
I AM GOING TO POOP MYSELF.
AHHHHH
POOP
EVERYWHERE
YESSSSS
and I did a silent fart
and I felt it surround me like a thick fog
and he said, “It smells like fart.”
Me: i have to wash my cat’s butt in the bathtub
and he gets really sad
cause he doesn’t poop all the way
HAHA
aND IT JUST
HANGS THERE
UGH
ANIMALS ARE SO GROSS
HAHA I SHOULD HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS WITH THE GUY THAT LIKES ME
my fucking face rn
nah i get what you mean though some of the sheep get that
the worst part is when they feel wet and you’re not sure why
you just kind of wipe your hands on some other sheep’s wool and hope for the best
Tell me how ~*kawaii*~ I am.
I got offered a $25/hr job as an assistant director at a company I used to volunteer at, but I already accepted my internship for this summer that pays minimum wage. FUUUUUUUU. I’m excited for my internship, but $25/HR.
$25
AN
HR
.
Mark really enjoying his 6 Packs 9 Lives calendar.
Should I just vomit on him?
| Mark: | Have you finished reading Dancing with Dragons yet? |
| Torie: | No omg I'm at 22% |
| Mark: | Ugh. Kick at your shins read more already |
| Torie: | Ew are you rping? |
| Torie: | Why are you kicking at my shins? |
| Mark: | To get you to read more. |
| Torie: | You're like those anime kids who write *snuggles* |
| Torie: | *slinks away* |
| Mark: | it's not roleplaying if i'm me |
| Torie: | *glomps* |
| Mark: | I'm not an anime kid. |
| Mark: | I |
| Mark: | am |
| Mark: | anime. |
Message me if you want the link! I’m too embarrassed to post it publicly because I don’t want people to make fun of meeee.
WOO WOO WOO.
And I was so happy he was being so affectionate.
“Aw, Kitty! You love me! Hehe. Wait. Why are you wet?” I asked as he rubbed his wet body all over my face.
My mom smiled and said, “I think he was playing in the toilet.”
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