People in my Classics Class make me near suicidal

they are so dumb.  And it’s the same people who keep volunteering dumb answers.

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Dumb girl: Uhhh Shakespeare is like….y’know….y’know?  

(This is the same girl who said “Classical literature is like….literature.”)

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Teacher: What’s Bernard’s stance on the world state in Brave New World?

Another dumb girl: Well, I think Bernard is annoying.

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Old dumb man: Well, I remember reading about this…[goes on long irrelevant rant]

Teacher: Okay.

shrugging:

my cat kisses back

(via blackmormon)

Embarrassing Asian Lady

I went to a family friends’ potluck today and the hostess was like, “Oh, we can’t eat all these desserts!  Take the ones you brought back home!”  This one rude Asian lady pushed forward and said, “I’ll take a pie.”

“Which one is yours?” asked the hostess.

The woman said, “I’ll take that pumpkin one.”

“Oh.  That’s Ms. So and So’s.  She brought that one.”

“Oh.  Then just give me the dutch apple.  Thanks.  This is great cause I’m having a party tomorrow and I’d love to bring this.”

SO RUDE.  My little sister and I looked at each other as this woman walked away with an entire pie.  She didn’t even bring anything to the potluck.  So. Rude. I can’t even. Fathom. The. Rudeness.  Breaking. Everything. Up. Because. I’m. So. Angry.

GAME OF THRONES IS SO GOOD.

I just finished the season finale and now I don’t know what to do with myself.

I can’t believe most of my favorite characters are dead.  UGH.  

UGGGGGGGGH.  People drop like flies in Game of Thrones.  Why can’t they do that in True Blood?  They need to put the director of GoT on TB, so Sookie and Tara can get killed off already.

You are so frustrating

No better way to spend my day off

than sitting in my cat lady sweater and hobo pajama pants watching “Arrested Development.”

…Okay I basically wasted my day.  WHATEVER I DON’T CARE I DO WHAT I WANT I’M A GROWN-UP OKAY?!

BLUGH

BF overslept for our lunch date, so I guess I’ll be playing bejeweled for an hour until he gets here.

WHAT IS THISSSSS

They’re making an American version of “Let the Right One In”

This one is called “Let Me In” and it looks stupid.  I don’t know why America feels the need to make a crappy version of every foreign film ever made.