YO MAN. DAT’S NOT COOL.
Mom: You look like Sandra Oh right now.
Me: UGH MOM WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? SANDRA OH IS GROSS. UGH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO HER. I WANT TO DIE. WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MOM?
Me: Well, then don’t do your hair like that.
I WAS SO UPSET.
