FUUUU!
So I was reading my kindle on the toilet (WHATEVER DON’T JUDGE ME), guffawing at a blog I was reading, when I heard slamming on the door.
“NO, KITTENS. STOP IT,” I yelled. But they persisted. Thinking the door was going to be just fine, I kept reading and giggling to myself on the toilet (I can’t imagine what my roommate was thinking). All of a sudden, I see a freaking cat at my feet.
WTF.
The door was wide open cause somehow, they have brute strength and their tiny bodies careening against the door managed to bust it open. I was a little anxious at first, cause I mean, my poor roommate would see me sitting on the toilet, kindle in hand. BUT THEN IT GOT WORSE.
THE CAT JUMPED ON THE TOILET SEAT AND TRIED TO GET INTO THE TOILET.
“OH MY GOD KITTY NO! GET OUT OH MY GOD NO!”
I yelled for my boyfriend to come in. He had to come into the bathroom where I was POOPING and pull the cat out and close the door.
OH MY GOD.
