April 2012
2 tags
March 2012
2 tags
5 tags
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
Kitty walked on my face this morning
And I was so happy he was being so affectionate.
“Aw, Kitty! You love me! Hehe. Wait. Why are you wet?” I asked as he rubbed his wet body all over my face.
My mom smiled and said, “I think he was playing in the toilet.”
..
..
…
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
Ugh. Just took my cats to the vet
to get spayed and neutered. I feel like I just betrayed them. :(
Sorry, babies, you can’t keep your bits. At least I don’t have to worry about him mounting her anymore. BLUGGGHHHHHHHHHH. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH. BLUUHH.
2 tags
What if ee cummings just didn't know how to work...
je sus fu c k i ng chris t how do e s thi s t ype w r i t er w o r k
-e.e. cummings
2 tags
1 tag
JEEBUS HELP ME
I’m writing a term paper on religious plays in the Middle Ages and I’m so scurred right now, you guys. I don’t really know what I’m writing because I don’t really know about Jeebus and I’m only on page 7 in a ten page paper and what I’ve written so far basically sounds like this “Jeebus jeebus jeebus crucifixion Jeebus” omg i’m scurred....
2 tags
Anonymous asked: You're Beautiful! <3