August 2011
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I'm hanging out with Mikey and Regina tomorrow
I have no idea what we’re doing exactly, all I know is, they’re high rollers and I’m probably going to be even poorer after the day is through. :(
I’m really excited to buy some dango though. It doesn’t even taste that great, but I like to eat it.
Yesssss. Look at dattt dangggooo.
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Mikey: Meet at Regina’s tomorrow at 11AM SHARP.
Torie:...
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Just Started Reading "Harry Potter and the Goblet...
I read the first book in the seventh grade and now I’ve skipped to just reading the fourth one. Anyway, yeah. That’s what I did for the past few days. Oh, and I went to the San Diego Wildlife Park and pet rhinos and giraffes and fed them and made them love me and it was the best day ever.
Good stuff.
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:'(
I was watching the Khloe and Kourtney Take Over Miami marathon today on E! and my mother was shaming me the whole time.
Mom: Ugh. I don’t understand what these people do to deserve all this nice stuff. Can they play guitar? Are they producing anything of interest? Are they teaching me anything?
Me: They’re teachin’ you how to HAVE A GOOD TIMEEEE.
Mom: :| (Not impressed)
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My sister left her google image search result on...
for “cool tomato.”
I don’t know why she was looking this up..
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Naked Ladies
Cho: I went to a restaurant the other day where we had a waitress who was totally nude! She only had a few lines drawn on her.
Me: Oh, man. I hope you didn’t stare too much!
Cho: No, I felt bad. She looked really sad.
Me: Haha….depressing.
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Wow! I guess no one received the messages I sent...
What the eff, tumblr, you dirty skank.
Whatever. I’ll just post it for you guys.
Here it is.
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Hey beautiful people
I updated my other blog! I know, right? You guys were all waiting anxiously, drumming your fingers on your desks—possibly crying, possibly not. But yeah, go look at it and tell me how (un)funny I am. You know you want to.
And if you haven’t messaged me yet for the link to my other blog, why not? I’m hilarious. You’re ridiculous.
What a shameless self-promotion....
reginafang asked: saying that you arent going to post as many cat pictures and then posting up dog pictures isn't much better
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Yo, Dawgs.
Guess what! Internship got un-extended. LOL. How sad. Nobody wants me anymore. At least I got a cake from my parents out of it. That was pretty suh-weet. And now all my coworkers want to take me out to lunch because they’re like, “Oh my God I can’t believe you’re leaving!” Yes! Everyone take me out to lunch! Feed me! But f’real. Kind of excited I get...
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Mark is the nicest boy ever
Mark 9:23 pm please post forever you brighten up my life Me 9:23 pm LOL does my sad life make you feel better Mark 9:23 pm KIND OF MAYBE YES
shmullus replied to your post: You Are Fat
JUEJUEJUEJUE YOUR LIFE IS TERRIBLE
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You Are Fat
BF: I can’t talk right now, I’m raiding.
Me: Oh, you’re reading? Okay! That’s fine. I’ll talk to you later.
BF: No, I’m raiding.
Me: Ugh. Reading sounds so much better and less gross. UGH.
(He hangs up so he can play World of Warcraft. UGH. I call him a few hours later)
Me: HEY! I HATE YOU!
BF: Well, you’re going to hate me even more because...
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Ahh my God
Okay so I’m trying really hard not to fill up my tumblr with cat pictures anymore cause I’m coming off as a crazy cat lady and to quote Tiffany,
“Yeah, dude. Stop posting pictures of cats. I’m getting bored, man.”
HAHA. Okay. Yeah. But it’s not really working out because everyone posts pictures of cats and I need to reblog them because...
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"The Shout" by Simon Armitage
We went out into the school yard together, me and the boy whose name and face I don’t remember. We were testing the range of the human voice: he had to shout for all he was worth, I had to raise an arm from across the divide to signal back that the sound had carried. He called from over the park — I lifted an arm. Out of bounds, he yelled from the end of the road, from the foot of the hill,...
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Anonymous asked: I think I saw you driving on Monday. Is your car white?
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My Encounter with the Glee Kids A.K.A. Famous...
LOL. So I came out of my office today, and I saw the scrawny wheelchair boy. And I was like, “Oh my God, it’s the scrawny wheelchair boy.” And then I realized he was with the black girl, the asian girl and the asian guy from Glee. LOL. As if I know their names. So sad.
So I went up to them and went, “Hey, can I take a picture with you?”
And the Asian girl...
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haha seriously! im actually thinking about making...
Which person is this? HEHE. WHY DON’T YOU GUYS SIGN YOUR NAMES? And my summer is fine, though busy. :( I have funny stories for you guys today that happened at workkk
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
