February 2011
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
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This guy in my Japanese class talks like William...
Watashi. WA. Iso.GA.shI. DeSU.  It’s like everytime he speaks, he’s trying out different pitches. I don’t know whether or not I’m allowed to laugh at him.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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You are so frustrating
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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OHMYGOODNESS TORIE DOES LOVE ME!
NOPE. LIES. I DO NOT LOVE YOU. FALSE. UNTRUE. Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
Jan 27th
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"Ugh"s of the Day
Classes today until 6:30 pm Tumblr won’t let me publish my funny post because it won’t let me upload the pictures in the text post or access the html (Is this happening for anyone else?).  I’ve been wanting to post it since yesterdaaayyy. Philosophy midterm tomorrow I slept at 8 pm last night.  Oh wait.  That’s pretty sweet.  Move that to the other list.  11...
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Graphic Novel Reviews
The Killing Joke- A classic.  Artwork is great, the storyline is okay, and the characters are really well defined in this one.  You learn how Barbara Gordon became the way she currently is as Oracle (wheeelchaairr) and learn one of the (many) possibilities of how The Joker came to be. And I say it’s just one of the many possibilities, cause as we know, The Joker has a bunch of different...
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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KITTIES
KITTIES TO THE LEFT KITTIES TO THE RIGHT
Jan 26th
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I need to stop eating in my bed
Crumbs. Everywhere.
Jan 25th
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DID NOT MAKE THE NEWS. TEXTED EVERYONE ABOUT IT.
I think it’s because I made a bad joke. Reporter: So what’s your major? Me: English Reporter: Oh?  What did you want to do with that? Me: Write…..OR BE A REPORTER.  EH? EH? Reporter: Oh ho ho. You are funny! BUT YOU CAN TELL SHE DIDN’T THINK THAT WAS FUNNY AT ALL. And when we didn’t make the news, Lisa yelled at the T.V. , “DISSSS BITTCCHHH.”
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Got interviewed for the channel four news
with Lisa.  IF YOU SEE ME TOTIN’ MY GROCERIES TO THE CAR AT FIVE O’ CLOCK ON THE TV TODAY, YOUR EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED.
Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Nom nom nom I ate steak today!
And all I did was sit there and do nothing while someone else cooked it for me.  My mom said, “Go help them!  And learn how to make it yourself.”  I said, “NOPE.”  Yay!  Derricious Creeper.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
mcmikeyliu asked: I'M ON YOUR MIND, BABY?
Jan 20th
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Hathaway for Catwoman? BLECH. BUT WHATEVS.
tarentaise replied to your post: What do you think of the casting for Dark Knight Rising?? Oh man I feel like the only person who isn’t fitting over Anne as Catwoman. I really liked her in Rachel Getting Married, I actually think she could do something quite neat with the character! Bah I don’t know, I can’t think of a Catwoman I’ve liked. shmullus replied to your post: What do you think of the...
Jan 20th
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Anonymous asked: YOAR A HORE
DU BIGGUST HORE EVR. PLS B SAD KNOW.

just kidding. luh you. CANT WAIT FOR THIS WEEKEND BABY GURL!
Jan 20th
tarentaise-deactivated20111109 asked: What do you think of the casting for Dark Knight Rising??
Jan 20th
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MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HE JUST OPENED THE BAG AND WAS CONFUSED BECAUSE THERE WAS A CUP IN THERE THAT I THOUGHT HE’D ENJOY AND HE WENT,” A CUP?  OH…I REALLY LIKE THIS. DON’T BE EMBARRASSED. I LIKE IT! TORIE STOP FEELING BAD.  TORIE, COME HERE.”  AND THEN HE LOOKED AT THE WEIRD BOXERS I GOT HIM AND THE VINYL AND HE WAS LIKE CONFUSED THE WHOLE TIME BUT HE PRETENDED HE LIKED IT.
Jan 20th
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I just woke up and remembered I had to wrap my...
I don’t have wrapping paper, so I used a chipotle bag. YEAH.  LOOK AT THAT SAUCY DECORATION.  MMM.  THAT MUSTACHE. MMM. LOOK AT MY BED HEAD.  MMM And the great thing about using the chipotle bag, is that the other side is already decorated!  He can just pretend I drew all that.  AWW YEAHHH. BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Jan 20th