I'm an Addict for Dramatics: Archive

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I feel like that dead cat I saw on the side of the road today.

Oct 1st

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Oct 1st

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Sep 30th

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QUICK POST-POOP UPDATE

I was reading some more of the poop book, , yesterday, and HERE FITCH GOES MAKING JOSEE A NONCONFORMIST AGAIN. SHE MAKES HER WEAR A YELLOW FUR COAT TO HER BOYFRIEND’S FUNERAL. WHY, YOU ASK? She says, “She felt like she shouldn’t do what people expected her to do.” WE GET IT, FITCH. YOU WANT HER TO BE BADASS. YOU’RE JUST MAKING HER LOOK LIKE A POMPOUS DOUCHEBAG...

Sep 30th

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Isn't she loooovellllyyy? Isn't she...

This is the closest we can get to taking a good picture. My roommate, Lisa (tumblr here) bakes cookies and cupcakes with me daily. I make our apartment smell like bacon and she doesn’t mind. I love bacon. It’s been excruciatingly hot lately. Like 100+ degrees erreday. I go to class sticky and sweaty, and I’m pretty sure I left a puddle of ass sweat somewhere. Some girl...

Sep 30th

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"Paint it Black" By Janet Fitch-Book Review

Nice cover, right followers? I thought so, too. I stupidly did not obey the old cliche “Never judge a book by its cover” though, because this book is awful. PLAIN AWFUL. I’m only on page 25 and the hero is such a dumb bitch. Excuse my language, but I can’t think of another word to describe her. For some reason, her main character, Josee, tries SO HARD to be...

Sep 29th

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Sep 29th

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My little sister just corrected how I spelled...

I’m so embarrassed. I am the worst English major ever. This is like me pronouncing macabre, Mac-a-bray. Life is sad.

Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 28th

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BF

SOMETIMES YOU ARE A HUGE A-HOLE. I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW. F’REALZ.

Sep 28th

Anonymous asked: post my shit, bitch.

PORN.

Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 27th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 26th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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Sep 24th

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Forever Alone is not a funny meme

That is all.

Sep 24th

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Sep 23rd

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Sep 23rd

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My entire building is beeping

I think it might be on fire or somethinggggg

Sep 23rd

Anonymous asked: the best time to wear a stripped sweater, is all the time.

Sep 22nd

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Sep 22nd

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Sep 21st

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Sep 21st

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Sep 20th

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Sep 20th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Stuffed myself in my brother’s closet and he tried to kick me out of his room. Torie: Wait! You don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m teleporting. Brother: Go teleport in your own room. Get out. /UNLOVED.

Sep 19th

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I am a very good storyteller

Torie: I was trying to flip my eyelids inside out and my eyelid went under my eyelid.
Ashley: EW WHAT?
Torie: YEAH!  It started burning my eye because of the friction and I was like AHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
Ashley: WHAT?!
Torie: But then I fixed it.  The end.

Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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Sep 19th

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I wrote an email to State Farm

saying how much I hate their commercials. Seriously, that squinty-eyed loser just makes me IRATE. IRATE, I TELLS YA. Who is he to judge people on wanting to spend less money? “SOME PEOPLE DO ANYTHING TO SPEND LESS. WHAT LOSERS! JUST SWITCH TO STATE FARM, YOU MORONS.” I HATE YOU. SQUINTY-EYED PREDATOR. And I hate that playful little commercial where he’s with that tiny...

Sep 18th

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