August 2010
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UGH WHAT IS THIS NEW CRUSH SYSTEM
I feel like it’s inaccurate. Like WHO EVEN ARE SOME OF THESE PEOPLE? Apparently, 2% of my love goes to this weird scene kid I’ve never even heard of. Odette is not even on there even though I like almost every single picture she posts. AND DEREK IS LIKE 4% OF MY LOVE AND I DON’T EVEN LIKE HIS POSTS. LIKE WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
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July 2010
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I AM WATCHING JURASSIC PARK
There is nothing like watching dinosaurs on a Saturday morning.
ARAAAAAAAAAAA!!! EEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAAA! That’s my impression of a dinosaur noise. I hope you enjoyed that.
I remember wanting the little girl to get eaten. Her face looks like glue and she’s annoying. LIKE, WHY WOULD YOU SHINE A FLASHLIGHT IN A T-REX’S EYE, YOU STUPID PASTE EATING GIRL.
ERRRAAA...
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I WOKE UP AT NINE THIRTY, YOU GUYS!
I AM SO PROUD OF MYSELF. OH MY GOSH. This is the first time in forever that I’m awake when it’s still bright outside and before NOON.
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Oops continued from Odette's dream......."posh"...
LOLOL OD. I LOVE YOU. MICHAEL LOHAN NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF YOUR DREAMS, GURL. WHAT’S HE DOING IN THERE? Also, that’s nice to know you put me on Project Runway. If I ever had a dream about you, you’d probably be on America’s Next Top Model. And instead of Tyra Banks, I’ll be in her place because my subconscious knows I hate Tyra Banks. And I hate America’s...
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Had a dream about you last night! It was probably...
!!! It cut off the rest of the dream! It stopped after “(actually used tha—” and now I’m forever living on the edge of my seat. Also, who is this? ALSO, TELL ME THE REST OF THE DREAM!
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear
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GIANT FOOD POST!
FINALLY. I MADE MY DESSERT/COOKING POST AND IT IS LARGE AND GLORIOUS. So I made blackberry mess, Chef John’s fancy macaroni and cheese, and tomato beef rice! MMM MMM MMM! CLICK READ MORE TO SEE ALL THE DISHES I MADE. Come eat with me!
Okay, so basically, for the blackberry mess, I followed the instructions on this site. For the coulis, I followed the directions here. What I...
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GIANT FOOD POST!
FINALLY. I MADE MY DESSERT/COOKING POST AND IT IS LARGE AND GLORIOUS. So I made blackberry mess, Chef John’s fancy macaroni and cheese, and tomato beef rice! MMM MMM MMM! CLICK READ MORE TO SEE ALL THE DISHES I MADE. Come eat with me!
Okay, so basically, for the blackberry mess, I followed the instructions on this site. For the coulis, I followed the directions here. What I...
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CALM YOURSELVES
I’m making my cooking post! MMM MMM MMM
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OKAY, so basically, I was reading chat logs and I stumbled upon one where I was telling my now present bf about how I create storylines in my head in Dynasty Warriors: Empires. I made my own character named Torie and she’s basically a warrior princess. And enemies go, “I HEARD SHE TOOK ON WHOLE ARMIES BY HERSELF.” And their comrades go, “LIES. I WILL TAKE HER ON...
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UNNNN
As much as I want to make the dessert post, I’m SO TIRED. I actually went out tonight and that was unexpected and I thought I would come home early, but I didn’t. The stupid guy didn’t tell me what we’re doing tonight, so I wore one of my dresses and some flip flops thinking we’d just get food and hang out around the house like we usually did. WELL, we waited in...
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Going out to break hearts tonight. Wish me luck!
I’ll post the dessert and food later. I cooked today, too! And I took pictures! I’ll post them when I’m in bed later and I have nothing to do.
Sorry! <3
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TMI TUESDAY
I like to pick my scabs. And sometimes I pick other people’s scabs, too. And they get mad at me and yell, “GOD, TORIE. NOW I’M GOING TO GET A SCAR.”
DEAL WITH IT.
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I just want you to know that, among all the people...
YAY! Usually I don’t like reading other people’s text posts either because a majority of the time, they’re talking about something boring. I’m glad that people like reading about how I fart in the car with my boyfriend or enjoy reading about one of the many angry thoughts that occupy my small, little brain. You’re great! Thank you. :)
:3 Makes a girl feel good. And I really like...
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Wow, you guys
Today is a new low for me. I woke up at five pm today next to my open laptop. WHAT IS THIS? AWFUL.
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Rant Number A MILLION JILLION BILLION
I COMPLAIN SO MUCH, BUT HERE I GO AGAIN.
I do NOT understand the point of “reblog this if…” posts on tumblr. “Reblog this if you like to eat food.” “Reblog this if you sometimes fall asleep when you don’t want to fall asleep and then you’re like oh my god I can’t believe I fell asleep I didn’t even want to fall asleep.” Or, my...
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TMI TUESDAY
One day, I fell asleep while my boyfriend was driving back to his house since the drive is long and I don’t sleep much. I remember waking up a few times in the car. The first time, I woke up thinking, “Woah. Why is my butt warm. Oh man. I just farted. Oh man. It’s a hot day, too. Oh it’s going to smell.” I started laughing quietly to myself like a little...
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Just watched...
Charlie Bartlett. Wow. That was a cute, quirky film. Anton Yelchin is a cutie and he plays that cute, awkward, quiet type a lot better than Michael Cera, who batters that to death. I would definitely recommend it if you’re into a movie that revolves around the fact that high school sucks, if you love Robert Downey Jr. (He’s perfect!) or if you want to see pre-famous Drake. I...
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HOI HOI!
So basically, I have lots of pictures of the whole cooking process. We made Chef John’s recipe for fancy Mac n’ Cheese and we made the Blackberry Mess. I actually made a “Cooking with Torie” video pretending I had a cooking show, but my boyfriend basically kept aiming the camera up his nostrils or just leaving the camera on the counter somewhere and most of it is me...
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REGINA IS ALWAYS IN MY TUMBLR
[7:35:33 AM] Regina: DUDE [7:35:35 AM] Regina: WTF [7:35:36 AM] Regina: IS WRONG WITH YOU [7:35:37 AM] Regina : GO TO BED [7:35:57 AM] Regina: my friend was looking [7:36:01 AM] Regina: at your tumblr [7:36:03 AM] Regina: cuz i had it open [7:36:05 AM] Regina: and she loves it [7:37:30 AM] Torie: LOL I AM SUCH A FREAK [7:37:34 AM] Torie: AND YOUR FRIEND HAS GOOD TASTE
JUST PUTTING THIS IN...
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Sad Boy
torie (9:59:53 PM): MAKE YOUR ROOMATES DO DISHES torie (9:59:54 PM): SHIET deadbedfellows (10:00:16 PM): RIGHT NOW STEPHEN IS HAVING CEREAL OUT OF A PLASTIC CUP! deadbedfellows (10:00:20 PM): WHAT IS MY LIFE??
P.S. David and Stephen, I think Danny is being anal by washing his dishes right away, too. I don’t think I’d be eating out of plastic bowls and cups, but I mean, I’m too...
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AHH
Thanks for your support, cuties. I’m over the angst now, but at the time, it felt pretty soul-crushing. I slept it off and now it seems like it happened a long time ago. I’m much better now and that person is a distant memory. Feels better, man. Wish they weren’t such a dickasaurus rex though.
Thank you! <3
Even after all of these years,
my heart still hurts and you can still make me cry. This is awful. I don’t like this and I can’t believe you did it to me again. Why am I never good enough for you? It still hurts just as much as it did the first time. You are a bad person and you don’t even mean to be. How did I let this happen to me again?
