December 2010
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CAN YOU DIG IT, NERD?
Last night was superb. I was in such a good mood today, I didn’t even answer the angry formspring message I got with a clever comeback. In retrospect, however, I wish I had! It went something along the lines of “Jesus Christ! You are so ugly! You look like a thirty-five year old woman. How could anyone find that attractive?”
To the person who left the formspring: I...
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Look at these cool kids from last night.
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Could not fall asleep until Seven AM
I was too anxious for today. I kept worrying about my Japanese teacher calling on me asking me where “Mo” goes in a sentence. I’d be like, “I DON’T KNOW, WOMAN!”
Also, it was insanely cold last night, so I was shivering under my two layers. I reached over the edge of my bed for my jacket, only to fall off and impale my boob on the metal frame. So sharp. I...
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LOOK AT MY COOL BELATED BIRTHDAY PRESENTS
My best friend forgot my birthday, so she took me out to lunch, baked me a cake, and bought me totally rad gifts.
BATMAN: YEAR ONE <3
And this totally awesome DC Covergirls book.
LOOK AT THAT SWEET BACK COVER. I look confused in this picture. CONFUSED BECAUSE THIS BACK COVER IS SO AWESOME. YESSSSSS
People should forget my birthday more often!
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-When I was taking these...
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I watched a bunch of movies recently. Here are...
The Expendables: AWFUL. WHAT EVEN IS THIS MOVIE? The action scenes were pretty cool, but everything else was stupid. Sylvester Stallone has such a big nose. Also, Charisma Carpenter is bad in anything other than as Cordelia in Buffy. Actually, she was pretty annoying in the last couple seasons of Angel. She was bad in Legend of the Seeker, too. Hm. Yeah. Awful. And so boring.
How to...
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Oh ho ho
Sister: Torie, why are we so uncool?
Torie: I dunno.
Sister: One day, when I get cool, I’ll elect you vice-cool.
Oh, sister. We will never be cool.
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING
I AM THANKFUL FOR MY FAMILY, WHO TOLERATES ME. BARELY.
When I was drawing this, my sister said, “Oh look. It’s Torie drawing her world famous ugly mspaint pictures.”
:’(
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Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt - We Are Scientists
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I was promised a meal the other day at my Best...
I ended up eating potato chips for dinner.
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WHAT IS THIS LANGUAGE YOU ARE SPEAKING TO ME IN?
Asian guy on the phone: (SPEAKS CHINESE TO ME)
Me: Uhhh. Do you speak English?
Asian Guy: Your daddy home?
Me: Um. No, not right now. Can you call back at eleven?
AG: What?
Me: Eleven
AG: I’m sorry, I do not speak English. Do you speak Chinese?
Me: Uhhh a little Mandarin. Do you speak Mandarin?
AG: Guangdong. (Isn’t this a province? Oh my God).
Me: UHHHHH. SHI YI DIAN...
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When I was in elementary school,
My dad showed me a site where people drew a bunch of pokemon eating each other. The pictures that stuck out to me were the pictures of an Ekans eating a Jigglypuff and another one of an Ekans using bind on Pikachu.
I have been searching for those pictures ever since.
SCARRED FOR LIFE.
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No better way to spend my day off
than sitting in my cat lady sweater and hobo pajama pants watching “Arrested Development.”
…Okay I basically wasted my day. WHATEVER I DON’T CARE I DO WHAT I WANT I’M A GROWN-UP OKAY?!
