February 2010
vania why you so funny
shmullus: backstory: i think the “start a fire by rubbing two cool ranch doritos together” is total bullshit. vania, being incredibly gullible, doesn’t. if she can do it, she buys my ticket to the competition i’ll see her at. Me: set any chips on fire yet? Vania: On saturday we will just you wait M:But you won’t be able to pay for my ticket then V:Oh ok you buy it first then ill pay you in cash...
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2000th Post
Hey errebody.  Let’s celebrate how Torie has no life!  Hurray!  Ooh!  Actually, yesterday, I had a semblance of a life and it was incredibly fun and I met very fun people that are a-holes like me.  That is quite rare to stumble upon a-holes I like, so cheers! I’d like to thank all my followers who haven’t left me…yet, and would like to thank you  for putting up with all...
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LOL
I lost two followers today and gained two. Silly Billies.
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When in Rome
SUCKED. AND IT SUCKED HARD.
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THIS GIRL
COUGHED IN MY MUTHATRUCKIN FACE. WHORE.
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I think I
bring out the worst in people.  But that’s often the funniest parts of them too
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Meow meow meow meow meow
Torie’s been having good days lately. :)  I don’t know why I just talked in third person, but I did. Letsee.  What do I have lined up for tonight. Uh.  Dinner with Mindy and sitting through When In Rome.  I feel like I’m going to be crying because I have to sit through the movie rather than because the movie’s going to be sad.  It looks really bad.  Like…really...
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Judging from pictures
I think middle school was the most awkward period of our lives.  Oh jeebus. Torie, long denim skirts are not cool.  Why did you wear them? WHY?!??!!?!?
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formspring.me
I feel like you would be the only one to appreciate how I am going to pull an all-nighter for my Buffy The Vampire Slayer class tomorrow at noon. LOL! Dude. That sounds AMAZING. You have a CLASS on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Where do you attend and when can I sign up?!? I bet it beats the Earthquake Country class I’m taking. HAHA! Awful. Anyway, you’re...
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campfiresong-deactivated2010041 asked: We talked about this before, remember!?
I love how it has that little guy from the after credits ad:)
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campfiresong-deactivated2010041 asked: Buffy Cake!
http://weheartit.com/entry/1409571
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EMAILS!
HEY BABYDOLLS!  Thanks for all the emails you’ve been sending me. For some reason though, my gmail likes to occassionally send my email responses to you from my spam accounts.  Please keep writing to toriethevampireslayer@gmail.com and toriethevampireslayer only.  Ignore the other ones. And keep writing to me!   You guys are beautiful people and beautiful things need to be appreciated. ...
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Oh hai
I gave up on chatroulette.  I’m tired of seeing dicks and I’m tired of seeing gross, pathetic people. But mostly, I’m just tired of this conversation: Them: Hey!  Where are you from? Me: CA Them: What’s that? Me: California.  Oh God.  You thought it stood for China. Them: Uhhhhhh EVERY ONE OF THEM.  OH GOD! BUUUUUT I did like seeing and talking to all the...
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Wow.  Okay, so I like “First Day Of My Life” by Bright Eyes, but that’s about it.  I really can’t tolerate the rest of their songs.  They are SO WHINY. Oh my gosh.  It’s like nails scraping against a chalkboard.
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