January 2012
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joellybelly replied to your post: YO MAN. DAT’S NOT COOL.
Lol. All I can do is smile and laugh in satisfaction
UGH. You were the first one who said I looked like Sandra Oh. I hate you, Joel. But whatever. YOU LOOK LIKE CESAR MILAN, DOG WHISPERER.
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YO MAN. DAT'S NOT COOL.
Mom: You look like Sandra Oh right now.
Me: UGH MOM WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? SANDRA OH IS GROSS. UGH I HATE WHEN PEOPLE COMPARE ME TO HER. I WANT TO DIE. WHY ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MOM?
Me: Well, then don’t do your hair like that.
I WAS SO UPSET.
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loveinlasvegas:
czarjonnelftw:
fymodernfamily:
SOFÍA VERGARA’S MAKEUP TUTORIAL ON THE ELLEN SHOW.
DYINGGGG~
This cheered me up
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They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong...
– Henry Rollins (octoberhearts)
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BF was looking around my house the other day
and was looking at all my old photos from middle school and high school. He guffaws and I ask why.
“Wow. You had a looooooooooooooong awkward stage,” he said.
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FUUUU!
So I was reading my kindle on the toilet (WHATEVER DON’T JUDGE ME), guffawing at a blog I was reading, when I heard slamming on the door.
“NO, KITTENS. STOP IT,” I yelled. But they persisted. Thinking the door was going to be just fine, I kept reading and giggling to myself on the toilet (I can’t imagine what my roommate was thinking). All of a sudden, I see a freaking...
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