February 2012
lordpayne:
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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Sometimes, I don't get the point of twitter.
Like, I read people’s tweets and they’re like:
“I went to the store today!”
“Look how big my poop is!”
“I am tired. :(“
“I don’t want to go to school today!”
And okay, yeah, my tweets are pretty stupid some a majority of the time, too, but why do people post the most inane things? I get it. It’s their space to say and...
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“I want to hang a map of the world in my house, then I am going to put pins into...”
– Mitch Hedburg
God, you are SUCH a loser. I want to punch you in...
IN THA FACE.
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BF: THE CAT'S PENIS IS OUT
Me: AHH NO. PUSH IT BACK IN. PUT IT IN SOMEHOW. OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE IT.
BF: AHHH HE’S SCOOTING ACROSS THE CARPET.
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